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If before this I was merely considering writing Avengers slash, well, now I'm on board the slashy cruise. Thanks to these lovely, sexy gentlemen.

I mean dayum. They look like they are acting and just horsin around, but what it they aren't? 

So nice. 

The Avengers made my year. 

I think I wrote here a while ago how much I love the show Criminal Minds. 

I had not realized how much until I had the unfortunate idea to read some fanfic. And then some slash. 

I am still in shock. Like... Spencer Reid being a man whore, the "pipe cleaner with eyes" who poledances, sucks three cocks at once and takes two up his butt in his free time. No! No way. No way is everyone in the BAU gay. Not that being gay is wrong, but the characters are so well written  by the writers of the show that I honestly refuse to imagine Reid as a sexual being and I refuse to imagine Hotch as bisexual and into BDSM. I mean, did you people ( *waves fist angrily at slashers*) even LISTEN to Hotch's voice? DO you guys think that after being raped with a knife, he is in the mood for buttsex? It's a show about profiling and behavioral analysis, so do a bit of each. Slashing these characters is so... in bad taste, like wearing assless chaps at your own wedding and giving the priest helicopter dick. 

Taken from samtyr :

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It can be anything you want - good or bad. :)

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your journal if you are so inclined and see what your friends come up with.

He will be 1 year old tomorrow. I am insanely happy and grateful he crossed my path. My world is beautiful with him in it. 
Happy Easter to all of you, f-list, since tomorrow I will be away.  

.So, yesterday I was pondering what to cook for orthodox Easter. Then I made a list of ingredients I would need and now I can't see my desk from under the pile of lists (it's only one, but I had to remake it lots). 

I also bought egg dye now because once the Catholic Easter is gone, so will be all the Easter themed things. 

I got an Osterhase  for my roommate, I hope she will like it. Well, it's better than getting nothing, which is exactly what you get here if you're not a child anymore. 

Hmmm, I decided for a Fanta Cake (but I'll make it with nice orange juice), some cat-shaped nut and pistachio pralines, two kinds of muffins with two kinds of cream, some pork roast and some sarmale. Some pickled cabbage leaves would have been grand.  

I will have to get creative and find a way to replicate the taste without the pickled cabbage and without the nice meats that go into sarmale.Hmmm, there's a challenge for me. 

This is the first year when I do not spend Easter with my family... It is colossally sad, but I do not want to think about it. After all, it's what I worked for, right?

Also, last night there was LOTR: TTT on tv and I felt so strange watching it, especially when Aragorn holds Haldir when he dies, my mind supplied the line for Aragorn: "Fare thee and thine bouncy cock well. May you dangle forever freely in the halls of Mandos." 

Craig Parker, you bad boy, now I will never be able to watch Haldir without being impressed, or Darken Rahl without being disappointed (I always thought villans had dongs with tattoos and silver etchings on them and if any villain would rock that, it would be Darken Rahl.)

Did you know that most of my fantasies play out like perfume commercials? In slow motion, with veils, soft sensual music and gorgeous nudity. Or, in a different note, with Marilyn Manson music, white bodies in black pleather and nice sex toys that can easily pass for jewelry. 

That went for Craig too. 

Well, not anymore. 

I fucking had to look, didn't I? 

Bye bye imposing Darken Rahl, farewell innocent Haldir. So long dreams of Darken Rahl in bed with his gorgeous Mord Sith. 

') - that's supposed to be the smilie for his cock now, but I do think I need a longer apostrophe. 

Oh well, at least he shaves/waxes. Well what can I say? Thanks Starz for ruining it for me. 

Also, copulating (they're Romans, they do that!) in blood. Too much, too easy. I mean I know it's not real, and fiction, and not real blood, but shit... that's a real willy. 

The whole gore+nudity+slaughter+white dress was approached much more poetically and purposefully in "La Reine Margot" with Isabelle Adjani and Vincent Perez. 

All I can say is I am not having fun anymore... for now. I hope Craig can still pleasantly surprise me and make me forget his metrosexual willy. 


I think it goes here. 

Today, my cat's blog reached 50 followers. :) Go puddycat go!

I notice with satisfaction that much stuff tries its best to annoy me, but I can't be arsed. 

I am in love with this song... 

Craig Parker gave me a reason to say hell yeah today. He admitted openly that he hated Twilight. And "hate" was the verb he used. In the video, he also had a huge beard, I think it was for Shackleton's Captain... damn was it ugly. But hey, at least he got to be a bear for a couple of months;) and I reckon he was not the main beneficiary of that :P 

Yeah... well. 

Either Craig is totally inept as far as English spelling and the use of social media goes, or some lame-o is impersonating him. 

Facebook is boiling because some dude, presumably Craig Parker, joined Twitter with the username "The Real Craig Parker". He is refusing to post a pic of himself tweeting and the cast of Spartacus are testing him and he is failing... lol. Plus he can't type to save his life. 

I know Craig is a rather private person and has kept away from Twitter and such until now, but he COULD have a change of heart. People get those all the time. However, IF he did join Twitter, I reckon he would not do it in such a way, which just makes him look like a 15 year old who poses as Mick Jagger to get girls.

So this person writes in his profile: "Fiji born actor now living in New Zealand. Best known for my roles as Haldir of Lórien, Bellerophon, Darken Rahl, and Gaius Claudius Glaber."

If it's him, it's a terribly clumsy way to break out into the www.

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Today I went for a walk on the hill behind my house. 

WOW! 

I came back with 2 conclusions. 

1. Spring is coming. 

and

2. I live in LOTR-grade scenery. This forest looks like it was designed by John Howe. 



I took all the pics and am still all :O at the sights I have less than 1 km away from home.